Nikki R. 3.23.93. English major. Avid book reader.
Ravenclaw.
animalcell:

recalled pencils from a 90’s anti drug campaign

animalcell:

recalled pencils from a 90’s anti drug campaign

(via pagingme)

notinyourhand:

champagnewithpapi:

"Wanna smell?"

I just laughed so hard I got a headache

notinyourhand:

champagnewithpapi:

"Wanna smell?"

I just laughed so hard I got a headache

(via heatherbishopus)

nedahoyin:

always-b-e-strong:

roqueofspades:

the-blog-of-a-nerdy-fangirl:

This is the cutest thing to ever exist ever. Everyone else go home this is the winner

WHY IS THIS SO FLIPDOODLING CUTE

This is so funny!! Made my day!! :D

OMG..

(via runawaysociety)

itscherryamber:

amurrrka:

peace-love-sex-music:

STOP SAYING A VAGINA IS LOOSE BECAUSE OF A LOT OF SEX.

VAGINAS ALWAYS SHRINK TO THEIR USUAL TIGHTNESS AFTER SEX.

PENISES DO NOT STRETCH THEM OUT OF SHAPE AT ALL

THE VAGINA IS A REALLY STRONG MUSCLE NOT A FLABBY PIECE OF SKIN

WHEN A DUDE BRAGS ABOUT HOW TIGHT A VAGINA WAS

HE’S LITERALLY BRAGGING ABOUT HOW HE COULDN’T GET HIS PARTNER AROUSED.

WOW 4 FOR YOU, BOY.

Spread the word! Maybe one or two boys might actually get it.

(via bindtogether)

lightneverfades:

beahbeah:

confuzzeldmind:

WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY ETERNAL LOVE

I OWN THIS

EVERY MORNING HE SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD NEEDS YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GET UP

AND WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON TO HUSH HIM HE SAYS “DEFTLY DONE, MADAM,” OR “IF IT’S NOT TOO FORWARD OF ME, THAT DID TICKLE, MADAM”

IT WAKES YOU UP WITH THE SOUND OF CHIRPING BIRDS BEFORE STEPHEN FRY’S VOICE

EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE

THIS IS LIKE JARVIS. 

A REAL JARVIS EXCEPT HE’S A CLOCK.

(via utterly-c0nfuzzled)

  • me: do i have enough time to read these books?
  • me: no
  • me: *buys books*

theamazingspiderman:

That moment you realize what you want to be when you grow up.

medievalfantasist:


gicknilbert:

HOW DID I SCROLL PAST THIS WITHOUT GIVING IT A CHANCE

With this gif, we shall achieve world peace.

medievalfantasist:

gicknilbert:

HOW DID I SCROLL PAST THIS WITHOUT GIVING IT A CHANCE

With this gif, we shall achieve world peace.

(via rushmorecadet01)

whoredinarygirl:

when my mom was pregnant with me my sister decided she didn’t want another sibling so one day she took my brother’s toy cars and lined them by my mom’s room’s doorway and tried making my mom fall on her stomach
my sister tried killing me in the womb

(via laugh-til-ya-fart)

i-think-i-m-adorable:

samandrielscrown:

nicoleannwinchester:

anycsifan:

found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt:

i-think-i-m-adorable:

i-think-i-m-adorable:

Heard you were talking shit about Supernatural

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Heard you were talking shit about Sam Winchester

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heard you were talking shit about cas

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Heard you were talking shit about John Winchester

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Heard you were talking shit about Dean Winchester

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heard you were talking shit about metatron

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Heard you were talking shit about Adam WInchester

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(via writereadbreathe-x)

eternal-heartbreak-forever:

neverimpossiblehoweverimprobable:

neverimpossiblehoweverimprobable:

neverimpossiblehoweverimprobable:

my friend is going to give me 5 dollars if i find an episode of Supernatural where no one dies (including Demons, Angels, etc.)

I HAVE DONE IT
I HAVE DONE THE IMPOSSIBLE
the episode is Chucks first episode, The Monster at the End of This Book.
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why doesnt this have more notes i made an amazing discovery 

You’re really living up to that url

(via wickedscorpio22)