For she is clothed with strength and dignity and she laughs without fear of the future.
Proverbs 31:25

 

jonnovstheinternet:

misspelledlife:

SLAAAAY TORONTO IM SO PROUD OF THIS

I’m starting to think Canadians are the best people ever

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pardonmewhileipanic:

tablethirtyfour:

pardonmewhileipanic:

simplycameronc:

mexicansblog:

hopeissuffering:

fuzzykitty01:

orangewave:

bakamic:

izzy-sukeban-jones:

if you cut the tip off, how do you seal it when you save it for later?

^^^ Seriously. How do you store it after you open it?

Step one: step two: 

Y’all need Jesus. 

or even more easy way?

step 1

shots are currently being fired

this made me laugh so hard tbh

THIS JUST IN

AMERICANS ARE ANIMALS WHO LEAVE MILK OUT ON THE COUNTER

BECAUSE APPARENTLY PUTTING THE CAP ON KEEPS IT COOL

*dies*

But refrigerators dehydrate things. Is a byproduct of how they function.

I.e. your shit dries out in the fridge.

Bottles come with a cap. That bag of milk you just put in the refrigerator is not sealed.

who is taking so long to drink milk that it dries out!? 

also there are bag clips (seals) for people who are terrible *judgey face* 

magik0rp:

Bitch please, I can totally match Ariana Grande’s vocal range. Just throw a cockroach at me

yungmethuselah:

yungmethuselah:

How come Beyoncé wears crystal-studded leotards, 6” heels and fishnets, but she dresses Blue Ivy, her baby, in regular baby clothes? It really makes you think.

How come Beyoncé chooses to drink alcohol but doesn’t have Blue Ivy drink it? Why is Blue Ivy always being carried around? Why is she so short?

bookmad:

i’m really not digging this book at all, but i’m too stubborn to give up on it - a novel by me

Learn from everyone. Follow no one. Watch for patterns. Work like hell.

Scott McCloud (via kushandwizdom)

Depression does not always mean
Beautiful girls shattering at the wrists
A glorified, heroic battle for your sanity
Or mothers that never got the chance to say good-bye

Sometimes depression means
Not getting out of bed for three days
Because your feet refuse to believe
That they will not shatter upon impact with the floor

Sometimes depression means
That summoning the willpower
To go downstairs and do the laundry
Is the most impressive thing you accomplish that week

Sometimes depression means
Lying on the floor staring at the ceiling for hours
Because you cannot convince your body
That it is capable of movement

Sometimes depression means
Not being able to write for weeks
Because the only words you have to offer the world
Are trapped and drowning and I swear to God I’m trying

Sometimes depression means
That every single bone in your body aches
But you have to keep going through the motions
Because you are not allowed to call in to work depressed

Sometimes depression means
Ignoring every phone call for an entire month
Because yes, they have the right number
But you’re not the person they’re looking for, not anymore

by “Alexandra” Tilton, NH (Teen Ink: November 2013 Issue)

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edithsprior:

harry potter houses net: get to know me challenge
week three, day one - otp (1): "Always the tone of surprise."